whenever you get that text…
Its WEEEEZY BAAAYBEHH!!
JETS… fool
YEAH… Uh huh, you know what it is!
Off Duty
ladies and gentleman… amanda bynes
“Ashy Larry! Marcy Projects! Marcy, What!?”
Whenever i get a beautiful girl’s number lol
“once we’re in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin’ guerrilla army, we’re gonna be doin’ one thing and one thing only… killin’ Nazis. Now, I don’t know about y’all, but I sure as hell didn’t come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five thousand miles of water, fight my way through half of Sicily and jump out of a fuckin’ air-o-plane to teach the Nazis lessons in humanity. Nazi ain’t got no humanity.”
Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story…
